The Joplin Globe, Joplin, MO

March 19, 2013

BLOG: Picking the NCAA tourney in a hurry

By Ryan Atkinson
Globe Sports Writer

— I've never been good at picking the NCAA Tournament. I've never won a pool. Never really been close, actually.

I use my heart too much. I pick the teams I like and against the teams I don't like.

So this year I'm trying something different. I'm giving myself three seconds to pick each game. No research. Just a gut feeling. And random, irrelevant thoughts.

Go.

 

SECOND ROUND (because that's what they call the first round now)

MIDWEST REGION


(1) Louisville over (16) does it really matter?

Louisville drubs the winner of North Carolina A&T and Liberty.

(9) Missouri over (8) Colorado State

I know nothing about the Rams. Missourah is very talented.

(12) Oregon over (5) Oklahoma State

A 12 always beats a 5. And Oregon is even better than your typical 12.

(4) Saint Louis over (13) New Mexico State

I saw Saint Louis play in KC ... this means nothing. But the Billikens are pretty dang good.

(6) Memphis over (11) Middle Tennessee or St. Mary's

I'm tempted to pick St. Mary's if the Gaels win the play-in ... but nope.

(3) Michigan State over (14) Valparaiso

Dang, those replays of Bryce Drew hitting the buzzer-beater for Valpo look dated. I'm old. Anyway, Sparty rolls.

(7) Creighton over (10) Cincinnati

Teach me how to Doug(ie) McDermott.

(2) Duke over (15) Albany

Is this Albany, N.Y., we're talking about? Doesn't matter either way.

WEST REGION

(1) Gonzaga over (16) Southern


Missouri Southern might have a better shot.

(9) Wichita State at (8) Pittsburgh

I feel like Wichita could be a lot like Tulsa in the sense that I always thought Tulsa sucked until I spent time there. Plus ... WuShock.

(12) Ole Miss over (5) Wisconsin

Another 12-5. Marshall Henderson will probably choke. But I hope not.

(4) Kansas State over (13) Boise State or La Salle

Does the Boise State basketball team play on a blue court? Just checked. Nope. But it is called Taco Bell Arena. Lame.

(6) Arizona over (11) Belmont

Belmont could prove to be a 'Killer B' again ... but probably not.

(3) New Mexico over (14) Harvard

"How do you like them apples?"

(10) Iowa State over (7) Notre Dame

Iowa State deserves some good fortune after that home loss to KU. Notre Dame deserves to lose every game for a decade after their recent uniform choices.

(2) Ohio State over (15) Iona

Wonder how embarrassing it is for Iowa when Iona gets in and the Hawkeyes don't?

SOUTH REGION

(1) Kansas over (16) Western Kentucky


WKU is the Hilltoppers. Lawrence is in the eastern part of Kansas where there are actually some hills. What does that mean? Nothing.

(8) North Carolina over (9) Villanova

Like I'm going to pick against a Roy Williams-Kansas second round matchup.

(5) VCU over (12) Akron

Chances Akron pulls the upset? Zip.

(4) Michigan over (13) South Dakota State

Jackrabbit is a cool mascot, though.

(11) Minnesota over (4) UCLA

Wasn't Minnesota pretty good early on?

(3) Florida over (14) Northwestern State

Covering the MIAA, I'm pretty tired of directional school names.

(10) Oklahoma over (7) San Diego State

The opposite pick if you were to ask me where I wanted to live for the next 10 years.

(2) Georgetown over (15) Florida Gulf Coast

FGC's name makes me think the school is way up near Alabama. Just looked. It's not.

EAST REGION

(1) Indiana over (16) teams with crappy abbreviations


LIU Brooklyn or JMU ... doesn't matter

(8) N.C. State over (9) Temple

American Aquarium are one of my favorite bands. They're N.C. State fans.

(12) Cal over (5) UNLV

UNLV nearly lost (81-80 in OT) to a team (Dixie State) that Pitt State beat. Plus, I've been on Cal's campus. It's purty.

(4) Syracuse over (13) Montana

This isn't FCS football, Griz.

(6) Butler over (11) Bucknell

I kinda want to pick the upset ... but BUTLER.

(3) Marquette over (14) Davidson

Marquette has great unis.

(2) Miami over (15) Pacific

Here I am.

 

ROUND OF 32

MIDWEST REGION


(9) Missouri over (1) Louisville

Both of these teams have a penchant for losing big games. I think Louisville will lose this one.

(4) Saint Louis over (12) Oregon

Billikens playing for Majerus.

(3) Michigan State over (6) Memphis

Memphis still the class of C-USA. That's not saying too much.

(2) Duke over (7) Creighton

Dookies say "Go back to Omahahahaha"

WEST REGION

(1) Gonzaga over (9) Wichita State


Gonzaga is overrated. But Shockers seem to lose winnable games a lot.

(4) Kansas State over (12) Ole Miss

K-State's defense can shut down Henderson and Co.

(3) New Mexico over (6) Arizona

Neighborly brawl goes to Lobos.

(10) Iowa State over (2) Ohio State

I don't know why I don't have any faith in the Buckeyes ... but I don't

SOUTH REGION

(1) Kansas over (8) North Carolina


Will Roy show up in the next round wearing a Jayhawk sticker?

(4) Michigan over (5) VCU

Rams won't get a chance to repeat their upset of KU.

(3) Florida over (6) UCLA

UCLA shows how down the Pac-12 is.

(2) Georgetown over (10) Oklahoma

Sooners really no match here.

EAST REGION

(1) Indiana over (8) N.C. State


Wolfpack could make it interesting.

(4) Syracuse over (12) Cal

Orange gets easy walk into Sweet 16.

(6) Butler over (3) Marquette

Just feels like Butler belongs in Sweet 16.

(2) Miami over (10) Colorado

Maybe the Buffs would have a shot if they were playing at Boulder's elevation.

 

SWEET 16

MIDWEST REGION

(9) Missouri over (4) Saint Louis


Tigers too strong for the school up the road.

(2) Duke over (3) Michigan State

Coach K beats Izzo in clash of top coaches.

WEST REGION

(4) Kansas State over (1) Gonzaga


Wildcats (not Mildcats) catch a break with a weak No. 1 seed.

(3) New Mexico over (10) Iowa State

Steam runs out for Cyclones.

SOUTH REGION

(1) Kansas over (4) Michigan


Hail to the victors ... who will be from the Sunflower State.

(2) Miami over (6) Butler

Like I said, it just feels like Butler belongs in the Sweet 16.

 

ELITE EIGHT

MIDWEST

(2) Duke over (9) Missouri


Duke says "Sorry about the whole Quinn Snyder thing ...but we're still gonna go ahead and beat ya."

WEST

(4) Kansas State over (3) New Mexico


How the heck did I end up with the Wildcats in the Final Four!?

SOUTH

(3) Florida over (1) Kansas


Kansas struggles with well-coached teams. Bill Donovan coaches well.

EAST

(1) Indiana over (2) Miami


Hoosiers say "We're inland. We aren't scared of Hurricanes." (With apologies to the K-State Mask)

 

FINAL FOUR

Duke over Kansas State


K-State shouldn't be this far to start with.

Indiana over Florida

Hoosiers not the home team down south, but they'll get the job done against the Gators.

 

CHAMPIONSHIP

Indiana over Duke


Guess we'll have to hear about how Indiana is the center of the hoops universe now.