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Stephanie Davis Goad: Reality shows need some new ideas

The Joplin Globe

Winner gets to schlep golf clubs for the PGA pro at every golf open and will receive a lifetime supply of golf tees, which, we have recently learned, have many other household uses.

"America's Got Skills."

Winner receives the job of a lifetime working in his or her respective skill. Comes with full benefits, including health insurance and retirement and 10 weeks vacation each year.

"American Sumo: Last Redneck Standing."

Winner receives a one-year supply of all-you-can-eat buffets and a lifetime supply of diapers from the world's largest diaper supplier.

"Hillbilly Survivor: Ozark Mountain Edition."

Contestants are left in the hills and hollers of the Ozark Mountains with nothing but a Swiss Army knife and a can of Vienna sausages.

Winner gets an all-expenses-paid vacation to Branson and four tickets to the Baldknobbers show.

Although it is unlikely the networks will snatch up our ideas, they can't be any worse than some of the copycat reality shows currently airing.

Address correspondence to Stephanie Davis Goad, c/o The Joplin Globe, P.O. Box 7, Joplin, MO 64802.



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