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Published June 16, 2009 09:03 pm - In one short choppy sentence, we have enough clues to end a Nicolas Cage movie in 15 minutes.
Voices: The sentence has no period
“Spread the wealth,” “Citizens of the world,” “Dijon.”
In one short choppy sentence, we have enough clues to end a Nicolas Cage movie in 15 minutes.
Nevertheless, Obama gives a speech and the press has to smoke a cigarette.
If we would just half our “intellectual marijuana” dosage, we would see that the real problem is Obama’s sentences have no periods. His rules are never finished. He can add a new law to his choosing any day he wants.
As Obama creates a “New America,” remember that an object in possession seldom retains the same charm it had in pursuit. Sadly, Obama’s irrationally held truths may be more harmful than Bush’s reasoned errors.
Dan Walters
Joplin
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