JOPLIN, Mo. —
Texlaokanmonedako is my name for a new confederation of oil-producing states, and I do need to add Montana and Wyoming to the list, too. We will sell our oil and natural gas to the East and West Coasts, so they can end their dependence on the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Companies.
A side benefit of this new status is that we would be independent of the ruling class in Washington, D.C. We could make our own laws, have our own constitution and generally be free. This is in contrast to the heavy-handed approach of those currently in Washington.
I imagine Texas will be the leader of this movement as it would be the biggest stakeholder in the OPMS (Oil-Producing Midwestern States). The rest of flyover territory would probably join out of self interest, and the combined confederation would be self-sustaining.
Roy L. Winans
Joplin
Opinion
Your View: A new status?
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Other Views: Still inspiring
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Our View: Setting standard
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Our View: Safer schools
Being able to see for ourselves what would have happened to our children had they been standing in the main hall of their schools during the May 22, 2011, tornado had a profound effect on our understanding of safe schools.
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Marilyn Beasley, guest columnist: Claiming responsibility for abuse of power
Over the past few months we’ve witnessed the abuse of power by President Barack Obama and his administration.
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Our View: ‘Why?’ has no answer
Just hours before, there was breakfast and laughter. There were pictures on the walls and memories in every room.
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Our View: Absent from House
We can’t figure out why two Missouri legislators think they should be elected to the U.S. House when it appears they can’t seem to show up to take care of business in the Missouri House.
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Your View: Terrible injustice
I see this Jasper County nuisance law as a terrible injustice on the rights of the residents of Jasper County.
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Your View: Should we be outraged?
Were there effusive apologies following the lockdown of Boston as most of the continent indulged vicariously in the ongoing manhunt?
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Your View: Terrorism is terrorism
In the May 13 issue of The Joplin Globe there was an Associated Press article concerning the New Orleans shooting.
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Phill Brooks, columnist: Missouri Senate did what Founding Fathers had in mind
George Washington once described the Senate as being like a saucer in which you pour coffee or tea.
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